Republicans are scared

I don't know where to begin, are you people really that scared of universal healthcare? Yes some people will be taxed more, honestly i don't mind. The fact is, its the house bill that passed, if you payed attention in government, it has to pass in the senate and then the president has to sign it. So for all you conservative numb-skulls who don't know shit, get over it.

Free Prayer... Shit, when did they start charging

The second Point of interest comes from this lovely photo.

I don't know where to begin, I'm pretty sure prayers went free some 2,000 years ago... Or at least after Martin Luther nailed his 99 thesis to that church door saying the catholic church was full of shit for making people pay to get into heaven. Perhaps prayers are going free with all the catholic guilt thats built up from molesting alter boys!!!

Rah-Tard... like Rainman

IF you're on the CSU campus today you'll see a few laughable items of interest in the quad. Pi Kappa Phi is promoting "r" word awareness. Since when was the last time someone with a mental handicap was called retarded?
Retard: Its a socially constructed word for someone lacking common sense, for example: 1. My friend inviting 500 people to a party via Facebook and not expecting it to get busted by the cops. Or
2. A fraternity of people that no longer realize that A. putting a picture of someone with down syndrome next to a poster of the "r-word" is the social injustice, and B. that this is 2010!!! We have scientific names for mental handicaps that negate the use of the word RETARD.

Stanley Hotel looking for Night Auditor

Well if you like being scared shitless and possibly going crazy to the point where your family leaves you for dead in a maze, then this is the career opportunity of a lifetime. In all seriousness, the Stanley Hotel (featured in Stephen King's The Shining) then this is worth taking look at. In-fact i would love to see someone submit a resume that says "won't murder family" or "hates red rum."

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/fbh/1623412608.html

requirements?
Specific vision abilities required by this job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception and ability to adjust focus. (so you can see the ghosts and possessed spirits!!)

Occasionally required to stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl. (????)

Must frequently lift and/or move up to 10 pounds. (the weight of an axe)